I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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