thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
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Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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