i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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