I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
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P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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