I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Thank you for not boning my boss.
You pole danced in your parka.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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