When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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