shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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