Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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