Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
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You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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