it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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