He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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