But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i will never coherently bang her
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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