we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Randomize
