I think scott just propositioned me for sex
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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