hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
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Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
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