It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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