If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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