marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
