I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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