she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
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My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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