how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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