And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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