onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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