I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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