hotel room ftw
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
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