is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
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Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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