There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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