We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
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Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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