think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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