I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
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