whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Soap is not a condiment
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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