Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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