he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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