Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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