i barfeds in our rink
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
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Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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