At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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