He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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