you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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