By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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