Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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