But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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