Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
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you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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