I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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