i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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