We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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