Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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