I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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