If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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