i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
