Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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