I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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