And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
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I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse