yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Let's get the cat blown out
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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