Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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